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Post by ZeeStitch on Jul 17, 2012 0:41:01 GMT -5
These are not our own crack pairings these are pairings we've stumbled across and gone "...the hell? How...whut?"
I needed to start this discussion thread because there is a chick on DA pairing Shenzi with anything that MOVES in TLK. I have to say the worst is Shenzi & Uncle Max...No...my eyes they buuuurrrrnnnn.
Seriously, search Shenzi on DA and all you will find are these girl's crack pairings...I digress.
Weirdest pairings you've ever seen be it on DA, Tumblr, Youtube, WHATEVER.
Also if your pairing happens to be one that someone supports as a crack pairing here TRY and be kind and remember it's all in good fun :3
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Post by Angel on Jul 17, 2012 1:05:14 GMT -5
Oh, Shenzi has it too? I thought it was just Angel who got shipped with anything that moved. Most pairings of which make me react in that same way...  |
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Post by Patchy on Jul 17, 2012 1:14:27 GMT -5
Wilbur x Prince Charming from Shriek-Just what is this?! How?! I DO NOT EVEN!! What? Who comes up with this. I mean i thought Wilbur X HIccup was weird but I could at least see that happening sort of! but not...not Prince Charming and Wilbur...I can't even understand this.
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Post by assassinvulpy on Jul 17, 2012 11:36:48 GMT -5
Yay. Another excuse to rant about Bakugan pairings. XD
Shun X Fabia:
People pair up these two just because they're both Ninjas, and Fabia looks similar to Shun's mother. Why would you pair him up with a girl because she looks like his mother? Doesn't that suggest she could be related to him, instead of being his "GURLFRIIND 4EVA" ? -.-
They hardly speak to eachother. The only time Shun really interacted with her was when he thought she looked suspicious, because he's sensible and wants to prevent enemy attacks. (She did look pretty suspicious.)
Shun X Ace:
It's obvious that this won't work out. They kept having little digs at eachother and ripping eachother apart. XD They would be arguing all the time.
Shun X Anything that moves:
His situation is the same as Shenzi's, Zee. XD
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Post by Paws on Jul 17, 2012 11:56:17 GMT -5
There was one I remember a girl I follow on DeviantART pointing out that I just found extremely odd.
KuzcoXLilo
Just...what?
Also, CopperXVitani. What was the motivation behind that? O.o
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Post by Angel on Jul 17, 2012 12:59:37 GMT -5
Rarity/Scootaloo ...apparently Hades and Cadpig are going with that one on the new Toon Town. Don't ask, because I don't know  |
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Post by Phantom on Jul 17, 2012 13:02:39 GMT -5
I know no one will have any idea what I'm talking about with this one since it's a Tales of Graces related pairing, but whatever.
Malik/Fourier.
...Apparently this is a thing now. The two of them don't ever have much interaction that's seen on screen, so all I could do was go 'whut?' when I saw a fanfic about them as a pairing.
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Post by Kitexa on Jul 17, 2012 16:06:30 GMT -5
Tony/Clint. Really. WHERE did this come from?
Or Bruce/Maria. Though that one IS kind of cute...it's REALLY strange. And it isn't CaptainHill so I don't care.
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Post by Mo on Jul 21, 2012 23:46:47 GMT -5
Tony/Loki... the hell people?? XDDDDD Raj/Penny. WHAT??? Raj can only talk to girls when intoxicated, and even then, he's a gigantic douche when he's under the influence... enlighten me as to how exactly this relationship would work. Edd/Ed... uh... I'm sorry... but WHAT?? >A< Same thing for Edd/Kevin... excuse me, but WHY?  U'B> And I know this has a huge fan following but I do NOT understand the Shadow/Silver pairing. Hoenstly I don't understand ANY of the Sonic slash couples (and that's saying a lot cuz I am unashemedly a slash fanatic) but this one... just... how in the hell...? They do have a scene together in Sonic 2006 but they were FIGHTING eachother!!! Then again, I think we've established that some people tend to confuse belligerent tension for hidden sexual tension  Dumbasses... |
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Post by Patchy on Jul 23, 2012 17:47:54 GMT -5
Thank you Mo! That silveer/shadow pairing is just ridockulous! I find it weird. Very weird. So i am glad you understand the weirdiness that is me!
on another note.
Tails/Shadow- Just...just what? What is this? Why would shadow be with tails? I mean sure, Shadow is meant to be like the sonic copy or whatever. But why? Why? The first few times you see Tails with shadow it normally involves a fight. They don't even have any scenes together. It...it doesn't make sense!
I mean at least Tails/Knuckles or Tails/Sonic i could understand but why...why would this?
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Post by Nemo on Jul 24, 2012 12:07:19 GMT -5
AshxPikachu - ..... I don't even.. wtf.
ZukoxSokka - What.. WHY. Darn ATLA fangirls and their yaoi cravings @.@
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Post by Patchy on Jul 24, 2012 12:47:26 GMT -5
Ash x any Pokemon-I really do not understand where fangirls get these crazy ideas. I mean...just what. They are still pokemon even if they can turn into humans right? So why? I don't...
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Post by Paws on Jul 29, 2012 16:38:04 GMT -5
SnapeXGinny
Just...what? Apparently my sister found a fanficiton of this on some Harry Potter website...I don't understand it. At all.
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Post by Mo on Jul 29, 2012 18:50:31 GMT -5
In one of my dreams the other night my brain decided to make one of the oddest crack parings ever.
Lars Umlaut (the death metal guitarist from Guitar Hero) x Rapunzel
...what smoke is my brain cracking.
Like seriously.
And the thing is... it was oddly adorable in its own strange way because it was totally reciprocated.
...I don't even.
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Post by Namacub95 on Jul 29, 2012 19:03:16 GMT -5
Loki/Jane - Lol...whut? That was my genuine reaction. Sorry shippers but no. Just no.
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U'B>
Dumbasses...
