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Post by ZeeStitch on Apr 6, 2012 12:36:24 GMT -5
"Do you have a tail feather?"
"Yes I have a tail feather!"
"Well then you SHAKE IT my dear!"
~Happy Feet 2 XD
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Post by Mo on Apr 6, 2012 13:13:00 GMT -5
"This country needs to get LAID."- Bill Maher
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Post by Mo on Apr 6, 2012 17:12:23 GMT -5
From an ask-sassy-gay-onceler blog (I have too much free time):
Anon: "Gurl, your ass looks so fine in those jeans."
Sassy!Gay!Once-ler: "I’m not wearing jeans, you stupid bitch. Jeans are so passé. Get with it, girlfriend."
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Post by Mo on Apr 15, 2012 18:41:52 GMT -5
"I'm Vexen and I shove beakers up my ass." "OVERGROWN TURKEY FETUS!!" From The Misadventures of MarVex  Still love that series even though I despise KH. |
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Post by Mo on Apr 21, 2012 2:36:38 GMT -5
"THIS IS LIKE SEX IN A BACON SANWICH COVERD IN DIAMONDS ....HOLD THE MAYO .....NO NOT THIS TIME PACO"
-Random YouTube commentor on a dubstep remix of "S&M" by Rihanna
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Post by Mo on May 13, 2012 0:59:59 GMT -5
At Dairy Queen...
*Keep in mind here that Jeremy & Kito are Asian*
Jeremy: Mark is going to be in our new dance team!
Becca: Mark can't dance, he's white!
Kito: Don't worry, he's getting a race-change, then he can join our K-Pop dance team!
Me: ...Exactly how does one go about getting a race change...?
Jeremy: ...Botox...?
much lulz were had at ze cast part tonight XD
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Post by Patchy on May 13, 2012 1:45:55 GMT -5
"Stars, can't do it....not today."
Miguel El Dorado
Behold the majesty of gravity an inertia.
That was real subtle, Bentley.
-Sly Cooper and Bentley
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Post by Angel on Jun 3, 2012 15:58:00 GMT -5
"In real life, when people get married, their ship becomes canon" - Mo, on vidchat
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Post by Mo on Jun 5, 2012 22:03:29 GMT -5
^I still think that was a stroke of genius on my part XDDDDD On Tumblr (comments on this gif):  "the best part for me is the utter shock of the server THIS CANNOT BE MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD" "This man is just like traumatized for life like- He has to go into counseling for this shit His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated “Henry we talked about this-“ “HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS” “Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“ “I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“ “If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“ “A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER” He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again. His life has been defined by this moment. This poor guy" |
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Post by Mo on Jun 6, 2012 21:51:20 GMT -5
“If you stuff yourself full of poems, essays, plays, stories, novels, films, comic strips, magazines, music, you automatically explode every morning like Old Faithful. I have never had a dry spell in my life, mainly because I feed myself well, to the point of bursting. I wake early and hear my morning voices leaping around in my head like jumping beans. I get out of bed to trap them before they escape.” -Ray Bradbury
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Post by Angel on Jun 24, 2012 16:43:30 GMT -5
Some guy on Tumblr:
"Noah was the ultimate shipper.
He actually built a ship and coupled every single living creature there was so they could become canon in a whole new universe.
We owe everything to Noah."
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Post by Mo on Jul 11, 2012 21:20:12 GMT -5
And now quotes from Whose Line Is It Anyway... ironic considering teh thread title lol XD
"Give me liberty... or give me a bran muffin!"- Colin
"So what color is your poo in the morning?"- Colin
Drew: "Difficult Questions for Mommy to Answer."
Wayne: Mommy, how come no one looks like me on Friends?
Colin: Mommy, how come no one looks like me on Friends?
Drew: If you weren't listening, I said difficult questions!
Colin: I'm adorable.
"I'm the little voice in your head. No, I'm the little voice in your head. I'm the little voice in your head. Will the real little voice in your head please stand up? No, it's me, I'm the little voice in your head. I'm the little voice in your head.... "- Colin
"Hey, I didn't mean to cook your dog/But hey those things just happen/Mine was just standing there/And his little toes started tapping/So I cut his throat/Well, go get a goat/And I put him on the barbeque..."- Colin
(yes this man is a comedy goldmine)
"A teacher? A TEACHER? Honey, prostitutes make twice that money."- Ryan
"So then my colon is lying right on my chest. I wake up in the middle of the surgery; I accidentally swallow half of it! 'How did that happen?' I'm wondering. Well then all of a sudden, that's when the laxative hits! So I'm LYING there, wondering 'how the heck am I gonna get out of this'?"- Colin
(Greetings on signs when entering US states) "Welcome to Hawaii! How did you get here in a car?"- Ryan
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Post by Mo on Jul 22, 2012 16:50:16 GMT -5
Some insight on how the internet works from Partner:
"I poke the internet and it does stuff for me."
My brother's genius is both a blessing and a curse.
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Post by Paws on Jul 22, 2012 17:49:56 GMT -5
And now, the wise words of my twin sister:
"Licking my forehead doesn't make me blind."
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Post by Patchy on Jul 23, 2012 17:51:26 GMT -5
This is from me when playing pokemon:
"That's a water-type fish"
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Still love that series even though I despise KH.
