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Post by Paws on Jul 29, 2012 21:01:10 GMT -5
And now one of my favorite quotes from "Talking With", an incredibly hilarious monologue that my friend Sara read for our Forensics competition. I almost forgot about it until today, when she put something from it up on our theatre group's Facebook page.
Anna Mae: "McDonald’s. You ever see anybody die in a McDonald’s? No sir. No way. Nobody ever has died in one. Shoot, they die in Burger King’s all the time. Kentucky Fried Chicken’s got their own damn ambulances. Noooooooooo, you can’t die in a McDonald‚s no matter how hard you try. It’s the spices. Seals you safe in this life like it seals in the flavor. Yesssssss, yes!"
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Post by Mo on Jul 31, 2012 13:06:15 GMT -5
"Sometimes I like to cover myself in Vaseline and squeeze out of a hard space and pretend to be reborn."- some anon on tumblr on a Whose Line gifs blog ._.
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Post by Mo on Aug 4, 2012 15:51:59 GMT -5
"I'm going to suicide you!"- Partner
Again, what a prophetic genius this man is. And btw he wasn't threatening em when he said this so don't worry XD
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Post by Paws on Aug 4, 2012 15:59:07 GMT -5
xDDD that's just awesome. What a genius!
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Post by Mo on Aug 9, 2012 14:44:04 GMT -5
"I poked the internet and I got FRIENDS! " "Like a vending machine!" -Partner, Me on Skype
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Post by Angel on Aug 9, 2012 14:46:23 GMT -5
Well, it's true XDDD I don't know how to friends in real life because I got all mine by poking the internet
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Post by Mo on Aug 9, 2012 14:46:55 GMT -5
You just had to pay in sanity XP
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Post by Paws on Aug 12, 2012 0:30:15 GMT -5
"I already accepted his apology. Now he's sending me hug e-mails and buying me cheese fries; it seems unnecessary." -The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks.
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Post by Mo on Aug 13, 2012 1:51:23 GMT -5
"OTP bumper stickers on cars. Road rage violence goes up 34%."- another random tumblr gem
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Post by Patchy on Aug 13, 2012 23:22:07 GMT -5
Prepare for trouble Make it Double To protect the world from devastation To Unite all Peoples within our nation To Denounce the evils of truth and love To extend our reach to the stars above Jessie James Team Rocket blast off with the speed of light Surrender Now or Prepare to Fight
....Meowth that's right. (Jessie, James and Meowth)
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Post by Angel on Aug 19, 2012 12:46:47 GMT -5
Okay, so I'm quoting myself, but the thing is, it's so hypocritical and so entirely true
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Post by Nemo on Aug 19, 2012 13:44:01 GMT -5
Okay, so I'm quoting myself, but the thing is, it's so hypocritical and so entirely true That's because it IS true ;D if you even HINT at anything negative about their precious show they'll be on you like leeches.
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Post by Mo on Aug 19, 2012 20:03:09 GMT -5
^Damn straight -_-"
"I saw George Clooney in my blackhead!"- my uncle on the subject of people seeing weird stuff in normal things XDDDDDDDD
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Post by Phantom on Aug 19, 2012 21:41:32 GMT -5
"So this is the end, huh? Farewell, my dear fans the world over!"
-Raven, Tales of Vesperia
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Post by Paws on Sept 14, 2012 22:28:18 GMT -5
(FYI: Tiffany is my friend who is really awesome, and Mr. Test is my band director.)
Tiffany: *singing The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers* Mr. Test: Tiffany, how could you forget 'FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN'?! Tiffany: D8 But I DID say 'FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!' Mr. Test: I did not hear you say 'FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN.' Tiffany: Here. FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only one!
This happened tonight when we were driving back from our game xDD. Greatest night ever. Oh my God, how I love my bus for marching band.
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