Who's line is it?

[Kitexa]

If the title didn't make it clear, this here's a thread for quotes!

You got a quote from a TV show, a movie, song or even internet video you just have to share? Post it here!

Just be sure to credit the source and who said it; we don't own these quotes, people!

(unless of course you're quoting your friends or yourself XD)

[Mo]

I've thought about making a thread like this X'D

Some quotes from drama first:
Kylie: WRITE DOWN YOUR BLOCKING!! Or I will give you 40 lashes with a wet noodle!
Sierra: What if we like S&M?!

Jacob: *reciting his lines* You want me to be more specific. Allright, I'll be more specific. Plays suck 'CAUSE THEY'RE FULL OF *was supposed to have his mouth covered at this part* FUCKING DITCHERS WHO DON'T MEMORIZE THEIR FUCKING LINES FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKERS!!!!

*during a scene where Jacob's character is supposed to be attacked offstage by Caleb, Emily was kicked offstage because she didn't know her lines for that scene*
Jacob: Mort...? MORT! NO!! DOWN MORT DOWN! GUUUAAAHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
*Dmitry just stares at the wings with the best 'wtf' face ever*
Emily: NOOOO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! MY CHILD! MY POOR LITTLE BOY!! NOOOOOOO!!!
*Dmitry stares for a good ten seconds maitaining his compsure before cracking up*

Chelby: *dances on stage in the most over-the-top way posisble and proceeds to molest Zack* JUST A PEENCH OF VEENEGAR!! THAT'S DE KEEEEEEEEY~~~!!!!!! *prances offstage while Zack stands there with a huge 'wtf' face*
Dmirty: Chelby, you're a 97-YEAR-OLD WOMAN!!
Chelby: BUT SHE'S CRAZY!!!

...yeah. Cuz drama is filled with the weirdest people EVER X'DDDDD

I'll add more insightful quotes later ^w^;;

[Kitexa]

"I know that you think this compromised victory will taste like ashes in my mouth but something I learned a long time ago: ashes don't taste that bad." - Lionel Herkabe
(yes, more Malcolm in the Middle)

Friggin' love this bastard X3

[Namacub95]

(From the lunchtime escapades of my friends and I in our school library)

Nama (whilst welcoming visitors to the library): Hello, welcome to the Vitoria College senior library. We ask you to not feed the animals and don't stare at the in mates, they can turn nasty at any moment.

Mr McDonald 'The Librarian': Right everyone. All the librarians have to sign this sheet *produces clipboard* for permission to eat in the library over lunch time. Mrs Woods is planning to throw out anyone who isn't a librarian.
*everyone crowds around to sign. When everyone has signed Mr McDonald lifts the list and reads the names*
Mr McDonald: Naomi...why did you sign this as 'Dr Naomi Skilling PHD'? What did you get the PHD in?
Nama: Internet trolling.

Danielle: *pulls lollipop from pocket and turns to Nama* How'd that get in there?
Nama: What are you asking me for? Am I the keeper of your pockets?

[Patchy]

"Mom and Dad are gonna kill me! And I'm gonna tell you this, it will not be done with mercy!" -Wilbur Robinson

Yes, I am! You're twelve and I'm thirteen, that makes me older!
Lewis: Well, I'm from the past which makes me older in the laws of you!" -Meet the Robinsons

[Namacub95]

Villager: She turned me into a newt!
*Everyone stares incredulously*
Villager: I got better.
Villager - Monty Python and the Holy Grail(which is an awesome movie!)

Ingio Montoya My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride (Best. Character. Ever!)

[Angel]

"Do you love them enough.... to kill them?"
"...yeah. Yeah, I think I do."
"Yep, it might straighten that Harry Potter out. He might even be better off!"
"Yeah, you're dead, and you're just fiiiine." - Dolores Umbridge and her mother, AVPS

"Oh Dobby... now I lament all the times I beat him senseless to within an inch of his life. And that time I drowned a litter of his young, my... brothers?!" - Draco Malfoy, AVPS, on learning who his real father was.

Damn, I love that musical too much for my own good XP And I just couldn't stop thinking of those two quotes, so... figured I'd post them here

[ZeeStitch]

"All lion babies are cute. Nature does that so Lion Daddies don't eat them." -Sierra, Father of the Pride

[Mo]

"An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered."- Ed, Ed Edd n Eddy

"You're jealous
Oh you're jealous
Why it's a simple excuse for a complex crime
So write this on your soul
But don't waste my time"- Emilie Autumn, "Let the Record Show"

[Phantom]

Hiccup: He doesn't listen. He never listens. And when he does, it's with this... disappointed scowl like someone skimped on the meat of his sandwich. 'Excuse me, barmaid! I believe you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large son with beefy arms. Extra guts and glory on the side. This here? This is a talking fish bone!'

Gobber: Look, it's not what ye look like. It's what's inside tha' he can't stand.

Hiccup: ...Thank you, for summing that up.

Hiccup and Gobber, How to Train Your Dragon

[Kitexa]

"No Lucky, this isn't a game for pets. NO, Cruella, this isn't a game for pests - er - fashionistas."
~Roger Dearly, 101 Dalmatians the series.

[Mo]

"I'm not schizophrenic. I quite enjoy it, and so do I."- Emilie Autumn, from an interview

"Question you should be asking number one. Which goes faster? An asylum wheelchair, or an asylum hospital bed? Hm, something to think about. But, please, everybody knows a wheelchair goes faster because of the arm assistance. But then, a hospital bed is more aerodynamic, so it's really quite a toss-up, and depends on how clean your floor is."- Emilie Autumn, from an interview

[Patchy]

"Mr. You are Grounded Until You Die." -Franny Robinson (meet the robinsons)

[assassinvulpy]

Kung Fu Panda: Secrets Of The Masters

"You fight for money, right?" -Background Rabbit
"....No. We fight for honour." - Master Thundering Rhino

[Mo]

Big Bang Theory quotes ahoy!

Wil Wheaton: Did [Sheldon] just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?
Stuart: I believe so.
Wil Wheaton: What is wrong with him?
Stuart: Everyone has a different theory.

Sheldon: I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.
Penny: Who's Radiohead?
Sheldon: (after several seconds of twitching) I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe.

Sheldon: You know, it's amazing how many supervillains have advanced degrees. Graduate schools should do a better job of screening those people out.

Leonard: What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: (beat) ...screwed!

Sheldon: It's your turn.
Raj: Ah, I'm not interested in playing anymore.
Sheldon: Because you don't have a girlfriend!? Good Lord! If that's a reason to not play Dungeons & Dragons then this game is in serious trouble!